Unsolicited Advice
$UAD
The official SPL token for every "bro, you should...", "this is gonna pump", and "ngmi if you fade this" message in your DMs. We're turning bad alpha into a good time.
// The 'Alpha'
You've seen it. That DM from a guy you barely know, screen-capping a chart with more lines than a Jackson Pollock painting. He tells you it's the "next Solana." He says the "dev is based." He says "trust me, bro."
That's $UAD. It's not a utility token. It's not a governance token. It's a receipt. It's proof-of-annoyance. It's a monument to the relentless, often terrible, but always sincere financial advice from internet strangers. By holding $UAD, you're not just investing in a meme; you're joining a support group.
// The 'Whitepaper'
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
One for every bad call.
Taxes
0% Buy / 0% Sell
Advice is free, so is trading.
Liquidity
Burned Forever
Unlike your bro's loyalty.
Mint Address:
// How to Get Advised
- Get a Solana Wallet: Download Phantom or Solflare. If you already have one, you're ahead of the curve.
- Get Some SOL: You'll need some SOL in your wallet to swap for $UAD. Buy it on an exchange and send it to your wallet address.
- Go to Jupiter: Click the "Buy on Jupiter" button above or go directly to jup.ag.
- Swap for $UAD: Connect your wallet, paste the $UAD mint address, and swap your SOL. Welcome to the group chat.